No she didn’t. Maybe. I can neither verify nor deny that Demi told Ashton “Two fingas in the air!” (aka “Peace out. You get it?!) Actually, I can neither verify or deny that Demi and Ashton are ending their six year marriage due to his wandering eye.  But, if it is in The New York Post, it must be true, right?

Also, at 33 years old and six years of marriage, do we still need to be calling Ashton her “boy toy”? I don’t think so. I’m going to go on ahead right now and say we can let that one go.  Just like Demi let HIM go because she was sick of all his harlots.  (Good word, harlot. I’m bringing it back.)

To read The Post’s full article, go here .

 

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